Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Cavalry called in!

By cavalry, I mean the dean's office, where Phylis works. The dean's office is kind of a big deal (smells of rich mahogany). They write important memos, as you can see below.

For real, man, those seats need to be usable by future users.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am truly baffled the phenomenon you have documented so thoroughly. However, you fellows are redeeming yourselves by organizing and taking a stand against the poo bandit. As was suggested by the angry professor, perhaps Mr. PooSeat needs some instruction and positive reinforcement in order to learn how to properly toilet.

According to experts:
"Problems in potty training commonly stem from a power struggle. Young children can't control much in their lives, after all, but they can control what goes into their mouths, and, to a certain extent, what comes out the other end (or at least how they'll dispose of it). When parents are dead set on making rules about these bodily functions, toddlers often respond with an equally intense determination to do the exact opposite in order to hold onto control. This is a battle that parents almost always lose, but it's the child that pays the price: usually a delay in acquiring independent toileting skills, and loss of the pride that comes with that accomplishment."

With that information, any number of diagnoses may be generated. I will leave it up to you to draw a conclusion.

November 22, 2006 6:36 PM
Anonymous said...

It truly is amazing. Supposing it is the same person do they have a sense of shame or of pride at being a repeat offender of poo poo on the potty? You are lucky you are not in the medical profession where poo poo on the potty does not constitute a repremanding sign but instead just a pair of gloves and a specimen jar :)

November 29, 2006 8:47 PM
m said...

It is so, so sad that this flyer even needed to be put up! Wow. Love it!

January 24, 2007 5:07 PM

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